The Fan Teaser: Week 79 Solution

Ever wonder what’s going on inside this man’s head? Who is this man?

Forty years ago, the television viewing world became acquainted with Mel Kiper Jr., NFL Draft analyst for ESPN, and he’s not stopped infiltrating our Draft Day since

Kiper’s a quirky fella – no cheese but mashed potatoes on his pizza? how about no cell phone? – but he’s built an industry out of quirky and taking a deep dive into college football prospects that began while he was still in high school. That first gig with ESPN back in 1984? He earned a whopping $400.

Mel Kiper Jr.
Almost unvelievably Mel Kiper has been ESPN’s draft expert since 1984. (ESPN Photo)
Some of Mel’s greatest, er, worst hits.

Just to review, The Fan Teaser comes courtesy of longtime buddy, Pat Schutte. The cropped photo below and the accompanying clue give you an idea as to who or what the image is of. We invite you to use the Comment option to take a crack at solving the Teaser and, if you’re so inclined, participate in some good-spirited banter with your fellow sports fans. The Fan Teaser will appear each Friday morning with the reveal coming to you Sunday.

The Fan Teaser: Week 68 Solution

Figuring this one out should be elementary Mr. Watson.

Super Bowl XLIII pitted the Arizona Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers against one another in Tampa Bay, FL.

The Steelers’ prevailed, 27-23, thanks in no small part to quarterback Ben Roethlisberger‘s 6-yard touchdown pass to Santonio Holmes with 35 seconds left in the game. Holmes’s catch was sensational and has become known as the “Tampa Toe Tap.” Holmes finished with 131 yards receiving, the touchdown, and was named the game’s MVP.

As the NFL is wont to do, sharing video of on non-licenses sites is nearly impossible. If you’d like to check out Holmes’ heroics you’re able to view video of him discussing it here.

Santonio Holmes catches a game-winning TD pass in Super Bowl XLIII.
Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes’s leaping touchdown grab with 35 seconds remaining gave Pittsburgh a 27-23 win over the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII. (Photo by Sports Illustrated’s Al Tielemans)

Just to review, The Fan Teaser comes courtesy of longtime buddy, Pat Schutte. The cropped photo below and the accompanying clue give you an idea as to who or what the image is of. We invite you to use the Comment option to take a crack at solving the Teaser and, if you’re so inclined, participate in some good-spirited banter with your fellow sports fans. The Fan Teaser will appear each Friday morning with the reveal coming to you Sunday.

Film Study

For a variety of reasons, I’ve found myself watching some sports documentaries recently. Here’s what those viewings have been, what I learned, and whether I’d rewatch them.

It Ain’t Over

I watched It Ain’t Over Christmas night with my father who was visiting for the holiday. The film was released in 2022 as – from what I can tell – a bit of a passion project by MLB legend Yogi Berra‘s granddaughter, Lindsay, who spends much of her time on camera reminding the viewers of the greatness her grandfather achieved. And, by and large, it achieves its goal. I’d find it hard to believe anyone who spends time with this film will walk away without a newfound appreciation for Berra and what the body of his work entailed. I’d certainly watch it again, though I’m still left wondering why Nick Swisher was one of the sitdown interviews. (Viewed on Netflix)

Black Ice

We here in the United States have this perception about our neighbors to the north in Canada that they’re a kinder and gentler people. More welcoming, more humane. You likely know the cliche. It turns out, however, when it comes to how we’ve historically treated black and brown people, we’re a fair amount more alike than we might think. I watched Black Ice on Martin Luther King Jr. Day and it provided the type of reflection that holiday is designed to instigate. Beyond a terrific historical look at the NHL and its parallels with MLB when it comes integration, I was awed by the multi-generational composition of those intereviewed and impacted by institutional racism. I certainly need to watch it again to better appreciate the history and ongoing challenges. (Viewed on Hulu)

The League

Speaking of racism – institutional, overt, or otherwise – The League takes a deep dive into the Negro Leagues. I saw this over a few days in early December and came away with a greater appreciation of the struggle for black players to find their way into MLB. And then, once integration occurred, how it began the slow death of the Negro Leagues and, utlimately, of the thriving economies in and around the communities where these teams played. Rich in information and first-person interviews from players from bygone years, this one is not to be missed. (Viewed on Hulu)

The Saint of Second Chances

Mike Veeck is part of one of the pre-eminent baseball families in history. His grandfather, Bill Veeck Sr., was a general manager with the Chicago Cubs and his father was unimitable, Bill Veeck Jr. The Saint of Second Chances, a pseudo bio-pic come documentary, takes a look at some of the Veeck family’s history, Mike’s uneven relationship with his father, the eventual reconciliation, and how he rebuilt his reputation after Comiskey Park’s Disco Demolition Night promotion that went, ahem awry. The film also attempts to tug at viewers’ heart strings by sharing the story of Mike’s daughter, Libby, who plays a huge role in the latter half of the movie. (Viewed on Netflix)

The Redeem Team

Ostensibly, The Redeem Team is the story of the 2008 U.S. Men’s Summer Olympic Team which won a Gold Medal after a series of American disappointments on the international stage. In reality, as the film moves on it, you became aware that it’s a bit of a tribute to the late Kobe Bryant who was a late addition to the squad. Likewise, viewers get a good sense – even as a younger player – of LeBron James‘ will to win and his leadership skills. Finally, Coach Mike Krzyzewski showcases his ability to motivate even the biggeset superstars in the sport. (Viewed on Netflix)

Bill Russell: Legend

Bill Russell: Legend is considered a TV series by IMDb, but let’s be honest, this is more like a 3-hour-plus documentary (split over two episodes) about one of basketball history’s most dominant and influential players, Bill Russell. It does take a deep dive into Russell’s life, dating back to his family’s beginnings in Alabama to the move to California to his time at the University of San Francisco to the crazy trade Boston Celtics’ GM/Coach Red Auerbach made to get him to Beantown (yes, he was essentially traded for the Ice Capades.) Unsurprisingly, it also explores the racial tensions between a successful black man in Boston and the greater community as well as how he became involved in the Civil Rights movement. There is a calvacade stars who opine throughout this “series” and their insights are brilliant. I especially love Jerry West‘s perspective as a long-time rival who so often found himself on the losing end of battles with Russell’s Celtics, you could feel his reverence for his foe. (Viewed on Netflix)

It was a Good Run

The Lions celebrate Jameson Williams’ first quarter touchdown in the NFC Championship. (Photo Junfu Han, Detroit Free Press)

In my nearly 46 years living in Detroit, I’m not sure I’ve witnessed a city that so coalesced around one of its sports teams quite the way it has with this year’s Detroit Lions’ group. The 1984 “Bless You Boys” Tigers World Series Champions were close as were 1989’s “Bad Boy” Pistons, and, of course, the post-limousine accident Red Wings’ Stanley Cup Championship in 1998 was incredible.

None of it, however, would have equalled what this region would have witnessed had Detroit managed to seal the deal in Santa Clara Sunday night.

But alas …

Good news, there’s only about seven months until training camp opens.

The Fan Teaser: Week 66 Solution

As we look at this image we’re channeling certain
Bon Jovi and Madonna songs. Who is it and what
are the circumstances specific to this photo?

Until today’s NFC Championship Game, the Detroit Lions have not had a playoff game in the San Francisco Bay area since New Year’s Eve, 1983. 

Despite five interceptions by Detroit quarterback Gary Danielson, the Lions clung to a 23-17 lead deep into the fourth quarter before Joe Montana found Freddie Solomon for a 14-yard touchdown with 1:23 left.

Monte Clark
Lions’ Coach Monte Clark on the sidelines of Candlestick Park.

Nevertheless, Detroit moved the ball into field goal range and kicker Eddie Murray had a shot to be the hero with a 43-yard field goal with five seconds left. Despite making three field goals already, including a then-playoff record 54-yarder, Murray’s attempt sailed wide right.

Head coach Monte Clark was spotted on the Detroit sideline seeking the assistance of a higher power as the field goal unit moved into position.

The NFL Films treatment of the previous Lions-49ers playoff game.

Oh yeah, about the Bon Jovi and Madonna songs referenced in the clue: Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer” and Madonna’s “Like a Prayer.” Enjoy!

Just to review, The Fan Teaser comes courtesy of longtime buddy, Pat Schutte. The cropped photo below and the accompanying clue give you an idea as to who or what the image is of. We invite you to use the Comment option to take a crack at solving the Teaser and, if you’re so inclined, participate in some good-spirited banter with your fellow sports fans. The Fan Teaser will appear each Friday morning with the reveal coming to you Sunday.

Well Done! Now Bring on the Bearded Buffoon

Matt Patricia didn’t have many correct answers during his three seasons as Detroit Lions’ head coach. He now calls defensive plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. (Photo by Jose Juarez, AP)

On January 5, 1992, I sat in the third level of the Pontiac Silverdome and watched the Detroit Lions utterly thrash the Dallas Cowboys, 38-7, in what was – until Sunday night – the last time the Lions won a playoff game.

For the 30-plus years since being among those 80,000 fans in the stands that afternoon, I have always puffed out my chest and noted I was at the last Lions’ playoff victory.

Today, I can no longer do so … happily!

Oh, I checked at what the get-in cost would be Sunday morning ($400 would have gotten me a standing room only ducat), but I chose to enjoy it from the cozy comfort of my home where there was a refrigerator and restroom steps away.

But I have a confession to make. I started heading to bed at halftime.

It was a Sunday night and while I didn’t have work Monday, I did have tasks to accomplish and wanted to treat it as a fairly typicaly start to a workweek. That means heading to bed by 10 o’clock.

As I settled in to do some reading, I put the game on the radio and listened to the Lions’ play-by-play team of Dan Miller, Lomas Brown, and T.J. Lang. Shortly before turning the lights out, I hit the sleep button for 60 minutes figuring I’d fall asleep at some point.

And, I did, but as I momentarily came out of my slumber, I heard the Lions’ had the ball and a 1-point lead approaching the 2-minute warning so I remained awake long enough to hear what would happen. And then this occurred:

I’m delighted for the 65,000 who were at Ford Field Sunday night. I’d imagine before the week’s up over a quarter million folks will claim to have been in attendance.

And, like most of them, I’m getting greedy. What with another home playoff game on the horizon for this week, I figure why not!?!

While I don’t know enough about the two potential opponents (either the Philadelphia Eagles or the Tampa Bay Buccaneers) schematically speaking to understand who sets up best, I do know the play caller for the Eagles is a fella name Matt Patricia who drove the Lions’ franchise like it was a rental for a few seasons, posting a 13-29-1 from 2018-20.

Since this postseason seems to be about Lions’ paybacks (see ex-Lions’ QB Matthew Stafford‘s vanquishing Sunday), why not send the big bearded buffoon’s team packing as well. And, while we’re at it, who else is rooting for a Green Bay Packers’ victory over the San Francisco 49ers to allow for an exorcism of decades worth of Packers’ demons in the NFC Championship in Motor City?

(Update: That fella who used to coach in the D was embarrassed and eliminated by Tampa Bay, 32-9.)

The Fan Teaser: Week 64 Solution

Those who catch on to this game quick
will get this one as fast as Jack.

Forty-two years ago this week (January 10, 1982 to be exact) Joe Montana threw a 6-yard touchdown pass to Dwight Clark in the NFC Championship Game at San Francisco’s Candlestick Park. Theretofore it became know simply as “The Catch.” You’re able to see the video of it here because, well, the NFL locks down its property and it’s tricky to embed it on this site.

“The Catch” occurred with under a minute left in the game and allowed the 49ers to defeat the Dallas Cowboys, 28-27. San Francisco went on to beat the Cincinnati Bengals, 26-21, in Super Bowl XVI.

Dwight Clark
Almost immediately, it became known simply as “The Catch.” San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Dwight Clark rose high in the back of the end zone to pull in this pass from quarterback Joe Montana. It helped secure a 28-27 NFC Championship victory over the Dallas Cowboys in San Francisco’s Candlestick Park on January 10, 1982. (Photo by Walter Iooss Jr.)

A couple of fun facts about this game:

  • If you did watch the clip above (and here) you’ll recognize the voice of the game’s play-by-play person. Yep, that’s longtime Los Angeles Dodgers broadcaster, Vin Scully. This was his final football broadcast.
  • In the Candlestick crowd that late afternoon was a 4-year-old boy who’d wind up faring pretty well in the NFL himself, Tom Brady.
Young Tom Brady and Mom
It must’ve been a long day for young Tom Brady who appears a bit sad following the 49ers big win. (Photo from Brady Family)

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It Had to Be Stafford and the Rams, Right?

Jared Goff and Matthew Stafford
The Detroit Lions and quarterback Jared Goff will host Matthew Stafford and the Los Angeles Rams in the playoffs later this week. (Photo by Robert Hanashiro – USA Today)

You just knew it would work out this way, didn’t you?

Detroit wins its first NFC North Division title and hosts the first-ever playoff game at Ford Field and the opponent will be the Los Angeles Rams who are quarterbacked by … Matthew Stafford, the former face of the franchise.

When he was drafted first overall by the Detroit Lions in 2009 out of the University of Georgia he Stafford was to be the savior of a city’s bedraggled football team that had the ignominy of finishing 0-16 the year before and hadn’t won a division title in 25 years.

Alas, the best laid plans.

Rather than fully “Restore the Roar,’ Stafford helmed the Lions to nothing more than three second-place divisional finishes and three road Wildcard Playoff Round losses. His final three seasons in Detroit – all under ill-equipped Coach Matt Patricia – resulted in successive last-place divisional finishes and a grand total of 11 wins.

On Sunday, Detroit beat Minnesota, 30-20, to put a bow on a 12-win season that saw a new banner ascend to the rafters.

The team’s success this season can be directly attributed to, you guessed it, Matthew Stafford. Or at least the Lions’ return on his departure.

When Detroit sent Stafford to the Rams three years ago this month it was anyone’s guess how it’d turn out. The only other player as part of the package – then-Rams’ quarterback Jared Goff – took Los Angeles to a Super Bowl three seasons earlier, but to much of the football world he appeared to be a serviceable quarterback. Nothing more, nothing less.

The bounty for this trade of Stafford was a third round and two first round draft picks.

In the interim, while Detroit waited to see what the new regime of General Manager Brad Holmes and Coach Dan Campbell would do with those picks, most of Detroit pulled for Stafford and lived vicariously through he and the Rams’ magical 2021 season that resulted in the 23-20 Super Bowl LVI victory over the Cincinnati Bengals.

It was not until April’s NFL Draft that the final tally on the Stafford Trade was known:

Thanks to Draft Day trades by Holmes, those three draft picks became five. Those picks became defensive back Ifeatu Malifonwu, wide receiver Jameson Williams, defensive lineman Josh Paschal, running back Jahmyr Gibbs, tight end Sam LaPorta, and defensive end Brodric Martin.

And, because the Lions were fairly devoid of talent that first year Holmes, Campbell, and Goff were in town, they wound up with the second overall selection which became Aidan Hutchinson. Add to the mix Lions’ Offensive Coordinator Ben Johnson and suddenly Goff was more than serviceable.

So it seems only fitting then that for the Detroit Lions – one of just four NFL franchises to never appear in a Super Bowl (Browns, Jaguars, and Texans are the others) – to move to the next round this post-season they must first vanquish the city’s once favorite son who returns wearing a decidely different shade of blue and a Super Bowl ring on his finger.

I haven’t a clue what sort of reception Stafford will receive from the Ford Field faithful Sunday night (I suspect it will be respectful gratitude for his time served), but I do know that for this franchise to fully shake the “Same Old Lions” label it will need to finally sever ties with any affinity it has for Stafford and a major part of that will be the fans making life miserable for he and his Rams’ teammates, thus enhancing the chances of a Lions victory.

Has one franchise ever witnessed its past, present, and future all converging at such a critical moment?

A Word (or Few) About the Detroit Lions

Detroit Lions
The Detroit Lions enter Ford Field before their Thanksgiving Day game. (Photo by Rick Osentoski)

As a Detroit-area resident, I’m keenly aware our hometown NFL team – the Detroit Lions – are experiencing a season unlike many (any?) they’ve experienced before. As I write this, they’re 10-4 and sit three games ahead of the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC North Division. With three games remaining, the math is pretty simple for the Lions: Win one of those remaining games and they’re the North champs and will host a playoff game.

So why do some long-suffering Lions’ fans have their doubts?

Akin to Stockholm Syndrome, the “Same Old Lions’ Sensation” is a very real emotion that can render even the most ardent fan immobilized with fear that the other shoe is about to drop.

Perhaps it’s because the Lions are one of four teams who’ve never appeared in a Super Bowl or the fact their last NFL Championship came in 1957 or their last playoff victory followed the 1991 season or the utter wasting of Barry Sanders‘ otherwordly talent.

Whatever the reason, Lions’ fans will never be mistaken for, say, New England Patriots’ fans because, quite frankly, they have no experience enjoying success and knowing how to react when things are going well.

So, yesterday I saw a post on a buddy’s social media account that outlined the 0.8% chance the Lions don’t qualify for the playoffs (never mind winning the North, this was about not even getting a ticket to the dance). Here was the scenario that needed to unfold for Detroit to be on the outside looking in:

  • Seahawks beat Eagles – Monday (check!)
  • Rams beat Saints – Tonight (check!) Updated 12/22
  • Vikings beat Lions – Sunday (Lions Win! Lions Win!) Updated 12/24
  • Seahawks beat Titans – Sunday (check!) Updated 12/24
  • Cowboys beat Lions – December 30
  • Rams beat Giants – December 31
  • Seahawks beat Steelers – December 31
  • Vikings beat Packers – December 31
  • Vikings beat Lions – January 7
  • Seahawks beat Cardinals – January 7
  • Rams beat 49ers – January 7

As I scanned this list, I thought: All of these are plausible!

The least of which is, likely, is the final one. Are the Los Angeles Rams really going into San Francsico and beating the Niners? Well, San Francisco has already clinched the NFC West and, by the final weekend, may have wrapped up homefield throughout. Is there an impetus for the host Niners to do anything more than field a team that afternoon?

And with that, Detroit Lions’ fans anxiously await the results of each of these games. Hoping that one, just one, breaks in Detroit’s favor so they can move onto worrying about what the next shoe to drop will be: Not winning the North? Not winning the first playoff game in over 30 years?

The Fan Teaser: Week 59 Solution

Calling the cleaners? The
oddsmakers? The Bear?

We mine the incredible work of longtime sports photographer Neil Leifer once again.

This one, shot on December 8, 1974, in New York’s Shea Stadium is of future Pro Football Hall of Famer Joe Namath chatting it up with someone on his headset. Based upon how muddy the sidelines were, perhaps it was the equipment room wondering if the white pants and socks will be cleanable? Perhaps it was a calling upstairs to make a guarantee as he did before Super Bowl III? Or maybe he was in touch with his old college coach at the University of Alabama, Paul “Bear” Bryant?

The Jets defeated the O.J. Simpson-led Buffalo Bills, 20-10, on this sloppy Sunday afternoon. Namath threw for 131 yards and two touchdowns.

Joe Namath
Joe Namath on the sidelines at Shea Stadium, December 8, 1974. (Photo by Neil Leifer)

Just to review, The Fan Teaser comes courtesy of longtime buddy, Pat Schutte. The cropped photo below and the accompanying clue give you an idea as to who or what the image is of. We invite you to use the Comment option to take a crack at solving the Teaser and, if you’re so inclined, participate in some good-spirited banter with your fellow sports fans. The Fan Teaser will appear each Friday morning with the reveal coming to you Sunday.